Sal Vulcano Meme Blanket – Maximum Comfort, Minimum Dignity

Wrap yourself in pure awkwardness (and surprising softness) with the Sal Vulcano Meme Blanket! Whether you’re binge-watching Impractical Jokers or just need something to emotionally support you through your own punishments (like socializing), this blanket has your back — literally.

Featuring a high-resolution print of Sal’s most iconic reaction face, it’s equal parts cozy and chaotic. Perfect for the couch, your bed, or even flights (where hopefully no one gets kicked off), this is the ultimate gift for true fans of cringe comedy and secondhand embarrassment.

Details:

• Super-soft fleece material – as comforting as Sal’s panic is contagious

• Vivid, fade-resistant sublimation print

• Available in multiple sizes (because one Sal is never enough)

• Lightweight, breathable, and perfect year-round

• Machine washable – unlike Sal after a punishment in a hazmat suit

Snuggle up with the only man who can make fear look this funny.
Sal wouldn’t approve… but you will.